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1 qev200602_MSG0001 I have been waiting for you. I believe this is our first[ST:n ]time meeting, correct?[ST:wait ]
2 qev200602_JNK0010 Agree
3 qev200602_SEL0011 Confirm that you have never met before.
4 qev200602_JNK0020 Disagree
5 qev200602_SEL0021 Claim that you have met once before.
6 qev200602_JNK0030 Strongly Disagree
7 qev200602_SEL0031 Say that this is actually the THIRD time you have met.
8 qev200602_MSG0002 Ha ha ha![ST:wait ]
9 qev200602_MSG0003 You are very kind. Or perhaps just gullible.[ST:wait ]
10 qev200602_MSG0004 ...It's me! Yardley! Remember good ol' Yardley?[ST:wait ]
11 qev200602_MSG0005 Huh? That's not what I expected you to say.[ST:wait ]
12 qev200602_MSG0006 I thought you'd say this was our third meeting.[ST:n ]Maybe you lost your memory or something?[ST:wait ]
13 qev200602_MSG0007 ...It's me! Yardley! ...This is our third encounter?[ST:wait ]
14 qev200602_MSG0008 Heh. Aren't you the smart one?[ST:wait ]
15 qev200602_MSG0009 Well, I guess you know it's good ol' Yardley.[ST:wait ]
16 qev200602_MSG0010 So I know you may have some doubts, but I promise it[ST:n ]was always me you've been meeting with.[ST:wait ]
17 qev200602_MSG0011 I just...changed my appearance.[ST:wait ]
18 qev200602_MSG0012 So you know that keycard you found for me?[ST:wait ]
19 qev200602_MSG0013 Well, it activates the Lifepod I worked so desperately[ST:n ]to repair.[ST:wait ]
20 qev200602_MSG0014 You see, we humans are basically just souls housed in[ST:n ]mimeosomes, which are little more than temporary[ST:n ]vessels.[ST:wait ]
21 qev200602_MSG0015 But with this situation comes a kind of freedom:[ST:n ]The freedom to change vessels at will.[ST:wait ]
22 qev200602_MSG0016 The Mimeosome Maintenance Center is full of Lifepods,[ST:n ]but they're all reserved for clinical applications.[ST:wait ]
23 qev200602_MSG0017 Us normal yokels aren't allowed near 'em.[ST:wait ]
24 qev200602_MSG0018 Which means that this is the only Lifepod where[ST:n ]people can rebuild their bodies to suit their whims.[ST:wait ]
25 qev200602_MSG0019 I expect you have your doubts about the process,[ST:n ]but I stand as proof of the results.[ST:wait ]
26 qev200602_MSG0020 My consciousness has been successfully transplanted[ST:n ]into an entirely new body.[ST:wait ]
27 qev200602_JNK0040 Request
28 qev200602_SEL0041 Ask to use Yardley's Lifepod.
29 qev200602_JNK0050 Worry
30 qev200602_SEL0051 Express concern that a criminal[ST:n ]might misuse such technology.
31 qev200602_JNK0060 Praise
32 qev200602_SEL0061 Compliment Yardley on his scheme.
33 qev200602_MSG0021 Pshaw! Of course! Anyone can use it![ST:wait ]
34 qev200602_MSG0022 They just have to pay a totally reasonable service fee.[ST:wait ]
35 qev200602_MSG0023 Only 1,000,000 credits! ...Per use.[ST:wait ]
36 qev200602_MSG0024 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.[ST:wait ]
37 qev200602_MSG0025 With my prices, it's safely out of the reach of petty[ST:n ]criminals and other riffraff.[ST:wait ]
38 qev200602_MSG0026 Even a kingpin would think twice before rushing into[ST:n ]things. I charge a million credits a pop, after all![ST:wait ]
39 qev200602_MSG0027 I was lucky to stumble onto a Lifepod with only minor[ST:n ]damage at the south end of the city.[ST:wait ]
40 qev200602_MSG0028 And crossing your path was another stroke of luck,[ST:n ]seeing as how you've helped me out twice now.[ST:wait ]
41 qev200602_MSG0029 And at the end of that string of serendipity is my[ST:n ]golden opportunity to strike it rich.[ST:wait ]
42 qev200602_MSG0030 New LA's wealthiest will be clamoring to use my[ST:n ]machine![ST:wait ]
43 qev200602_MSG0031 Oh, but you're welcome to use it for free whenever[ST:n ]you want.[ST:wait ]
44 qev200602_MSG0032 Let's just say it's a way to settle up my outstanding[ST:n ]debts. So whaddya say? Interested?[ST:wait ]
45 qev200602_JNK0070 Accept
46 qev200602_SEL0071 Assure Yardley that you'll put it to good use.
47 qev200602_JNK0080 Demand
48 qev200602_SEL0081 Tell Yardley that you want to be paid in cash instead.
49 qev200602_MSG0033 Wonderful![ST:wait ]
50 qev200602_MSG0034 Then from this point on, we're square.[ST:wait ]
51 qev200602_MSG0035 Um, were you not listening to what I said?[ST:wait ]
52 qev200602_MSG0036 I am ABOUT to become massively wealthy.[ST:n ]At the moment, however, I am flat busted.[ST:wait ]
53 qev200602_MSG0037 So do us both a favor and forget about money for a[ST:n ]moment. Seize this unique opportunity to discover a[ST:n ]new you![ST:wait ]
54 qev200602_MSG0038 Besides, others have to pay a million bones a pop,[ST:n ]while you get unlimited access in perpetuity for free![ST:n ]It's a far greater value than some paltry cash payment.[ST:wait ]
55 qev200602_MSG0039 Now just accept the offer and enjoy the Lifepod[ST:n ]already![ST:wait ]
56 qev200602_MSG0040 ...Phew.[ST:wait ]
57 qev200602_MSG0041 I have only two stipulations for our agreement.[ST:wait ]
58 qev200602_MSG0042 One is that you don't tell anybody about this.[ST:wait ]
59 qev200602_MSG0043 I doubt the director general would be pleased to hear[ST:n ]about my little business model.[ST:wait ]
60 qev200602_MSG0044 And two is that you only use the machine late at night,[ST:n ]while I'm around.[ST:wait ]
61 qev200602_MSG0045 That should be a given, seeing as it won't activate[ST:n ]without my keycard, but just in case.[ST:wait ]
62 qev200602_MSG0046 Are we agreed?[ST:wait ]
63 qev200602_JNK0090 Accept
64 qev200602_SEL0091 Promise to abide by Yardley's rules.
65 qev200602_JNK0100 Refuse
66 qev200602_SEL0101 Say that you refuse to make any promises.
67 qev200602_MSG0047 Deal![ST:wait ]
68 qev200602_MSG0048 I hope this leads to good things for the both of us.[ST:wait ]
69 qev200602_MSG0049 Well, that's enough yakking, I think. If you want to[ST:n ]take the Lifepod for a spin, step right up.[ST:wait ]
70 qev200602_MSG0050 Er, yeah. No. That's not... That doesn't work.[ST:wait ]
71 qev200602_MSG0051 Okay, I admit that I cheated you out of a reward[ST:n ]before, but I'm being totally upfront and fair with you[ST:n ]right now.[ST:wait ]
72 qev200602_MSG0052 Look, why not try the Lifepod for yourself right now?[ST:n ]One taste and you'll never go back![ST:wait ]
73 qev200602_MSG0053 Now come on! Step up and embrace a new you![ST:wait ]