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1 qev065203_MSG0001 Hey, [ST:playername ]![ST:n ]Got any leads on some quick cash?[ST:wait ]
2 qev065203_JNK0010 Talk
3 qev065203_SEL0011 Speak with Professor B about Fortun.
4 qev065203_JNK0020 Dismiss
5 qev065203_SEL0021 Tell Professor B you haven't heard anything lately.
6 qev065203_MSG0002 ...What's that? An ancient metallic organism?[ST:n ]Meh. Doesn't sound very lucrative.[ST:wait ]
7 qev065203_MSG0003 But it does sound truly amazing! Heh. It's been a while[ST:n ]since something's come along to tickle my researching[ST:n ]fancy. You've got my scholarly curiosity piqued, kid.[ST:wait ]
8 qev065203_MSG0004 Right, bring that sucker on over then, kid. The great[ST:n ]Professor B will get to the bottom of this one[ST:n ]personally![ST:wait ]
9 qev065203_MSG0005 Shame, that. Well, we're always waiting for promising[ST:n ]leads here, so if anything crops up, drop on by.[ST:wait ]
10 qev065203_MSG0006 ...I see. How truly amazing indeed. The metal's internal[ST:n ]structure has organized itself into a processing system[ST:n ]which manifested what you could rightly call a \"will.\"[ST:wait ]
11 qev065203_MSG0007 Not really something you see every day, this.[ST:wait ]
12 qev065203_MSG0008 Who is this brute? Accessing data storage now...[ST:n ]Hmm? Data not found? No, that cannot be![ST:n ]There is no information in all of space I do not know![ST:wait ]
13 qev065203_MSG0009 Well, mark my words! I am Fortun, queen and keeper[ST:n ]of the galaxy's knowledge since time immemorial.[ST:wait ]
14 qev065203_MSG0010 My soul is not for the likes of you to touch,[ST:n ]you filthy animal.[ST:wait ]
15 qev065203_MSG0011 Well, she's certainly a fan of herself. Ha![ST:n ]What say we dig in there and modify her personality[ST:n ]a little, mmm?[ST:wait ]
16 qev065203_MSG0012 If we switch her encryption AI personality out for a[ST:n ]chatty one, she'll happily tell you anything you could[ST:n ]think to ask.[ST:wait ]
17 qev065203_JNK0030 Accept
18 qev065203_SEL0031 Take Professor B up on his offer.
19 qev065203_JNK0040 Inquire
20 qev065203_SEL0041 Ask Professor B if that's really possible.
21 qev065203_MSG0013 Right then! I just need you to bring me a resonating[ST:n ]madonater and an octopus board.[ST:wait ]
22 qev065203_MSG0014 Get me those, and I'll have her royal highness minding[ST:n ]her p's and q's in no time.[ST:wait ]
23 qev065203_MSG0015 Still haven't learned not to doubt me, eh, kid?[ST:n ]Nothing is impossible for Professor B![ST:wait ]
24 qev065203_MSG0016 You get me a resonating madonater and an octopus[ST:n ]board, and I'll have her royal highness minding her[ST:n ]p's and q's in no time.[ST:wait ]
25 qev065203_MSG0017 Ha ha! You're about to find out what happens to[ST:n ]people who take a bossy tone with me.[ST:wait ]
26 qev065203_MSG0018 Bring me a resonating madonater and an octopus[ST:n ]board, and I'll turn this one into the sweetest little lady[ST:n ]you ever did meet.[ST:wait ]
27 qev065203_MSG0019 Oh, thank science you're back![ST:wait ]
28 qev065203_MSG0020 This sucker was getting on my LAST nerve. Seriously,[ST:n ]another hour of that and I'd have smashed her to bits.[ST:wait ]
29 qev065203_MSG0021 So hand over those materials, kid—I'm going to lose it[ST:n ]if I don't reprogram her right now.[ST:wait ]
30 qev065203_MSG0022 All right, good. I'll get to work straightaway.[ST:wait ]
31 qev065203_MSG0023 ...Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey![ST:n ]Time to be reborn, Fortun![ST:wait ]
32 qev065203_MSG0024 Stop this. No... Do not tinkerrrr with mmmy soulll...[ST:wait ]
33 qev065203_MSG0025 I ammm queen of the Defffinians, keeperrr of the ggala-[ST:n ]galaxxxy's knowledge sinnnce time immemorialll...[ST:n ]I aaaaaaam Fffortun...?[ST:wait ]
34 qev065203_MSG0026 Nngh...aaaaugh! NnnooooOOOOOOOO![ST:wait ]
35 qev065203_MSG0027 ......[ST:wait ]
36 qev065203_MSG0028 Bingo! ...Hey there, Miss Fortun.[ST:n ]Why don't you introduce yourself?[ST:wait ]
37 qev065203_MSG0029 I am Fortun, queen of the Definians and keeper of[ST:n ]the galaxy's knowledge since time immemorial![ST:n ]Bow down before me, wretched fools![ST:wait ]
38 qev065203_MSG0030 Well, crap. That's not actually different at all.[ST:n ]...The old girl's got grit, I'll give her that.[ST:wait ]
39 qev065203_MSG0031 It will take more than a primate with a screwdriver to[ST:n ]remake me! You lose, fool! Nyah nyah nyaaaaaah![ST:n ]Stupid ugly booger-face![ST:wait ]
40 qev065203_MSG0032 Though she DOES seems an awful lot less mature now.[ST:n ]I wouldn't be surprised if she cracked under a little bit[ST:n ]of interrogation at this point.[ST:wait ]
41 qev065203_MSG0033 Nuh-uh, stupid! There's no way I'm telling your dumb[ST:n ]face that access code EVEEEEEER![ST:wait ]
42 qev065203_MSG0034 Now heed me, [ST:playername ]![ST:n ]I command you to kill everyone here and take me to[ST:n ]my daughters. And totally hurry it UP already![ST:wait ]
43 qev065203_JNK0050 Tickle
44 qev065203_SEL0051 Tickle Fortun.
45 qev065203_JNK0060 Poke
46 qev065203_SEL0061 Give Fortun a firm nudge.
47 qev065203_MSG0035 Wh-what are you—StoP THAT! AAGH, that tickles![ST:n ]Ah hah! Ah hahaha, no! Ha ha hahaha HA haha![ST:wait ]
48 qev065203_MSG0036 Wh-what are you—OW! Stoppit, that... OWWW![ST:n ]Quit it, you dang barbarian![ST:wait ]
49 qev065203_MSG0037 A-all right! I'll talk! I'll give you the stupid access code![ST:n ]Just stop this violence at once![ST:wait ]
50 qev065203_MSG0038 ...Got it! Now if we can just take down the three[ST:n ]sisters, the organization driving my kind to crime will[ST:n ]crumble.[ST:wait ]
51 qev065203_MSG0039 Their base is in Cauldros.[ST:wait ]
52 qev065203_MSG0040 Oh, and I know their combat abilities are far beyond[ST:n ]my own, so be ready for a tough fight.[ST:wait ]
53 qev065203_MSG0041 Yeaaaaaah, it seems like there's a whole complicated[ST:n ]backstory thing going on here, but I won't ask.[ST:n ]You just go do whatever you like.[ST:wait ]
54 qev065203_MSG0042 I'm a busy bee, after all. No time to be wasting on[ST:n ]world peace with you flower-children hippies.[ST:n ]Still, this was an entertaining bit of research, so thanks.[ST:wait ]