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1 qev027102_MSG0020 Mmmmm-MMM! This morning's breakfast pizza was[ST:n ]amazing, wasn't it? Now I'm all fueled up for a day[ST:n ]of saucy speeches![ST:wait ]
2 qev027102_MSG0021 ...Hmm? Who are you? A supporter here to cheer me[ST:n ]on, maybe?[ST:wait ]
3 qev027102_JNK0010 Drug
4 qev027102_SEL0011 Offer the drug to Adappin as[ST:n ]a special new pizza topping.
5 qev027102_JNK0020 Debate
6 qev027102_SEL0021 Explain to Adappin that you have[ST:n ]concerns about his policies.
7 qev027102_MSG0022 Oh, wow! That DOES looks tasty, doesn't it?[ST:n ]Well, go ahead and sprinkle it on. And don't be stingy![ST:wait ]
8 qev027102_MSG0023 This new topping is going to be AWESOME, isn't it?[ST:n ]I can't wait to to to try it![ST:wait ]
9 qev027102_MSG0024 *Ohm nom narm nom snarf*[ST:wait ]
10 qev027102_MSG0025 ...Huh. That new topping doesn't have any flavor,[ST:n ]does it? It also smells like...nothing?[ST:wait ]
11 qev027102_MSG0026 ...Which means my pizza tastes GREAT just like[ST:n ]ALWAYS, right?! Now I'm super full and super charged[ST:n ]to go about the people's business![ST:wait ]
12 qev027102_MSG0027 Time to go to the big fountain on East Melville Street[ST:n ]and start preparing my big speech. ...*ahem!*[ST:n ]\"We have nothing to fear but a lack of pizza, yes?\"[ST:wait ]
13 qev027102_MSG0028 Heh. That's just a taste! Get it, yes? Taste? Pizza?[ST:n ]Anyway, see you later, friend. Or or sooner if you're[ST:n ]a supporter coming to listen.[ST:wait ]
14 qev027102_MSG0029 Why? If I'm elected to the provisional government,[ST:n ]everybody wins, don't they?[ST:wait ]
15 qev027102_MSG0030 You BLADEs will get paid in in in pizza, won't you?[ST:n ]Which is DELICIOUS, isn't it?[ST:wait ]
16 qev027102_MSG0031 So where's the problem? Humans love pizza,[ST:n ]so that's the end of the argument, right?[ST:wait ]
17 qev027102_MSG0001 Fellow Ma-non! Lend me your ears, okay?[ST:wait ]
18 qev027102_MSG0002 Humans are great most of the time, but some of them[ST:n ]like to make fun of us Ma-non, right?[ST:wait ]
19 qev027102_MSG0003 Well, never again if if if you elect me to represent you![ST:wait ]
20 qev027102_MSG0004 I'll advance our agenda aggressively and effectively,[ST:n ]you know? They'll never underestimate us again![ST:wait ]
21 qev027102_MSG0005 But yes, there will be those who foolishly claim that[ST:n ]pizza is not the answer to every problem, won't there?[ST:wait ]
22 qev027102_MSG0006 They will demand that we abandon our pizza platform[ST:n ]in favor of laissez-faire economics—whatever that is![ST:wait ]
23 qev027102_MSG0007 But my response to them will be both firm and clear,[ST:n ]won't it? Will we compromise our vision? Will we[ST:n ]budge even one single inch from our goals, maybe?[ST:wait ]
24 qev027102_MSG0008 ...YES WE WILL![ST:wait ]
25 qev027102_MSG0009 ......[ST:wait ]
26 qev027102_MSG0010 They'll say we're making a mockery of politics,[ST:n ]won't they? But are we?[ST:wait ]
27 qev027102_MSG0011 ...WE SURE ARE![ST:wait ]
28 qev027102_MSG0012 They'll say Ma-non are wholly unqualified to lead, no?[ST:n ]But are we?[ST:wait ]
29 qev027102_MSG0013 ...ABSOLUTELY, YES![ST:wait ]
30 qev027102_MSG0014 They'll say a system of government built on pizza is[ST:n ]ridiculous, yes? But is it?[ST:wait ]
31 qev027102_MSG0015 ...YES IT IS![ST:wait ]
32 qev027102_MSG0016 ......[ST:wait ]
33 qev027102_MSG0017 And it's that unwavering conviction that will force New[ST:n ]LA's government to embrace our policies, isn't it?[ST:wait ]
34 qev027102_MSG0018 ...Um, can you hear me in the back?[ST:n ]Is this thing on, even?[ST:wait ]
35 qev027102_MSG0019 Er, what's wrong? Why all the awkward looks?[ST:wait ]