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        qev012102_MSG0001 | 
        Waugh?![ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 2 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0002 | 
        Ah! You came for me![ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 3 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0003 | 
        You're the best, Chief! I wanna hug you[ST:n ]so hard right now![ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 4 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0004 | 
        But...aaaAAAUGH! Ouch...[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 5 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0005 | 
        Sorry. I think the fall bruised my...everything.[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 6 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0006 | 
        When that thing first had me in its mouth,[ST:n ]I sorta freaked out.[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 7 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0007 | 
        But after a minute, this calm came over me,[ST:n ]and I saw its eye right there.[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
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        qev012102_MSG0008 | 
        And I thought, \"Hey, maybe if I poke that,[ST:n ]it'll let go of me.\"[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 9 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0009 | 
        I mean, even the buffest gym bro can't work out[ST:n ]his eyeballs, right? They're all equally squishy![ST:wait ] | 
      
      
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        qev012102_MSG0010 | 
        Being able to think clearly in a pinch like that is[ST:n ]preeeeetty impressive, if I do say so myself.[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 11 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0011 | 
        Where was I? ...Oh, right. The stabby bit. So anyway,[ST:n ]I took my dagger, aimed at the eyeball, and ker-STAB![ST:wait ] | 
      
      
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        qev012102_MSG0012 | 
        Heh. Man, it did NOT enjoy that![ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 13 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0013 | 
        Thing squawked bloody murder and dropped me![ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 14 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0014 | 
        ...Course, then I fell from the sky like a ton of bricks.[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 15 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0015 | 
        Guess my awesome plan didn't factor in what would[ST:n ]happen if I was dropped from such a height...[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 16 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0016 | 
        I'll just have to file the whole \"crippling fall\" part[ST:n ]away under \"room for improvement.\"[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
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        qev012102_MSG0017 | 
        Next time, though! Always learning from past[ST:n ]mistakes, that's me.[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 18 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0018 | 
        So, um...[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 19 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0019 | 
        Think you could keep up this trend of saving my[ST:n ]buns by lending me a shoulder?[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 20 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0020 | 
        I don't think I'll be standing on my own anytime soon...[ST:wait ] | 
      
      
        | 21 | 
        
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        qev012102_MSG0021 | 
        Ow. Sorry. ...And thanks.[ST:wait ] |